Using nano-chips and sensors, the Smart Condom Ring monitors calories burnt, intercourse duration, the average velocity of thrusts, girth measurements and skin temperature.
Worried about privacy, the data kind? British Condoms says "all data will be kept anonymous, but users will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world."
It will also help detect sexually transmitted diseases such as Chlamydia and Syphilis.
The i.Con will be available later this year for £59.99, but you'll have to get in line - there are apparently already over 96,000 pre-orders.